@Lunatic_times: I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@zachv86: *speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info.
@SteveKoehler22: I went to school with a girl named Nonstick CookingSpray We tried calling her Pam ... but it didn’t stick.
@SadPeruna: Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!