@Abby__Rose: I dated a guy who always kneeled and prayed before sex. I still don't know if he was scared of what I'd do or thankful. Either way, amen.
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@juliussharpe: Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@slimmy_shady: Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
@atamba_lakeli: My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food