@KentTheG: I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time.
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@JhonRules: Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...
@Aaerios: Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. "U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"
@ShortSleeveSuit: [in class] Hermione: For once I want the teacher to get my name right! Gar4y With a Silent 4: Totally know what ya mean