@wankcity: I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high
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@jjhartinger: him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man.
@NoogsCorner: Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine.
@Sarcasticsapien: Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard.