@wankcity: I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high
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@peachgrenade: A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower
@Book_Krazy: *Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED
@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?