@ieatanddrink: "I deleted that tweet because I've really grown as a writer in the past 7 minutes and it's just not up to my current standards"
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@Shingaboop: Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.
@mrsmith196645: I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me.
@AristotlesNZ: Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries.