@Tw1tter_K1tten: I did laundry for 7 miles according to my Fitbit that I accidentally washed and dried.
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@brianbowman73: I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup.
@Kyle_Lippert: "I love u" "Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?" "Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"
@daemonic3: It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?
@offbeatoliv: Spongebob would be more realistic if he had an abrasive side.
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that.
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