@MermaidintheUSA: I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.
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@UNTRESOR: You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,
@Sarcasticsapien: When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying "Good answer" like people on Family Feud.
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.