@LurkAtHomeMom: I didn't have time to have my coffee before drop off this morning. Anyway. Hopefully I brought them to the right school.
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@HepatitisAtoZ: cashier: "would you like to donate to fight hunger?" me: "oh, hunger wants to rumble?" *dip knuckles in syrup & then in Cheerios "im ready"
@Chelsea_Elle: Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.