@jilleb163: I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit "shuffle" in a car with a 12-year-old in it.
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@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.
@Owl_Meat: captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead
@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.