@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
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@Tormny_Pickeals: *passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live
@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
@Cpin42: Before murdering someone ask yourself: Am I justified? Will I find forgiveness? Did I pay for the shovel in cash?