@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
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@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@rickolantern: I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain.