@DevilryFun: I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store.
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@ericsshadow: If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King.
@DurtMcHurtt: Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.
@NeinQuarterly: The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy.