@IamEnidColeslaw: I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face
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@okimstillhungry: Gets 5 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired Gets 8 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired and I'm late for work
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*
@AndrewNadeau0: [3rd Date] *To myself* ok, you really like this girl. Just play it cool, detached. ME: I don't even care what season we get married in.