@GBRougecity: I don't believe in reincarnation but damn my dog looks like he's trying to crank over a motorcycle while he's sleeping.
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@mollzbenn: Crazy how some people consider swimming to be a sport when the only alternative to it is drowning.
@BabouDali: FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.