@SaraESpivey: I don't call it "laziness." I call it "selective participation."
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@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead
@EmmaUtters: Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids
@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?