@SeanInCypress: I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
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@junejuly12: Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working.
@KateWhineHall: Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically.
@weinerdog4life: Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet.
@ThaJawn: I haven't been this disappointed since I found out that spider monkeys are not half spider half monkey