@mishakey: I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet.
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@TheBoydP: Guys! I just heard when women ask "Does this make me look fat?" they know we'll say no. What they are really testing is HOW FAST WE SAY IT!
@heatherlarson77: Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.
@armyVet1972: I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV.
@behindyourback: Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.