@luckyshirt: I don't eat animals because I object to how poorly they are treated and raised.
Which is why I eat well-loved children.
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@FredPollack: I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns.
@TEXASVETERAN: All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships.
@theycallmehcat: Adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit.
@bazecraze: Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks.
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