@pekin83: I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?
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@WheelTod: I always carry a pocket knife, because I never know when I'll need to slice open a pocket.
@marebytes: Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
@DurtMcHurtt: People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons.