@pekin83: I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?
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@TheAlexNevil: Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
@o__0Dev: I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
@TinaraMinus10: A handsome man came up to me today & said "Hi what's your name?" I said "You on Twitter?" He said "No" We're getting married on Monday!