@pekin83: I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?
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@noog: Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime “literally” is misused and did his “You keep saying that word“ bit Genie: That ones on the house
@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
@iwearaonesie: i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast "they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"