@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
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@patrickhogan91: 22 y.o. male seeks woman who will kill spiders for him. Will do sex if required, but mostly please kill spiders
@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician