@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
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@trumpetcake: ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET.
@dadopotamus: A married couple with no kids just asked my wife and I to go out for drinks at 9:30 tonight. They did it with a straight face too.
@AllieGoertz: Trying to not lose my SHIT as someone in the office kitchen continues to call Thomas the Tank Engine “Thomas the Train”