@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
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@TheToddWilliams: [Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you.
@AGreaterMonster: If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house.
@Stexcy: Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.