@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
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@TheToddWilliams: ELEPHANT COP: I recognize you LION: I just have one of those familiar faces ELEPHANT COP: You don't know who the hell you're dealing with
@cpsemple: Rick Astley is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because nobody will want to click the link.
@TheBlessMess: Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham.