@SocialustGal13: I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick.
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@theroyaltramp: Why don't I have Snapchat? Because I don't want to talk to anyone let alone have to look good while doing it.
@OwensDamien: The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk.
@HenpeckedHal: Autocorrect changed "decaffeinated" to "defecated", and despite what my wife may claim, I'm pretty sure she knew what I wanted a cup of.
@Book_Krazy: Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!