@JuanSalton: I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it
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@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
@JediGigi: Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch.
@OreoSpeedwagon_: Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist