@JuanSalton: I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it
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@_blotty: [ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys
@peetiesays: Diamond engagement rings are so last year. Ask for her hand in marriage by presenting her with a full tank of gas.
@Parkerlawyer: A client just told me I reminded them of their grandmother. Welcome to 45. The world is my oyster.