@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.
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@sofarrsogud: My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.