@jordan_stratton: I don't know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
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@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
@JustDontBugMe: F1: I'm going camping. F2: What about the wild animals? F1: I've got that covered. I've been secretly training at Furry conventions.
@wife3kidsnodogs: How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?
@WhiteKid4Sale: Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly.