@jordan_stratton: I don't know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
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@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
@SteveSuckington: Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive
@whatkylasaid: We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.