@Bagyants: I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag
@WGladstone: Lady Gaga got engaged on Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped ring, indicating her fiance shares her love for bold originality.
@Los01001111: I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off.
@adamallday: About to finish my second book of the day!
And when I say book, I really mean magazine.
And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza.
@MikeBigby: Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster