@Jam453Lane: I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house.
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@juneohara65: I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products.
@Mikecanrant: So carrying a "wet floor" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard.
@noog: The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet.