@Jam453Lane: I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@mejustbeth: It seems like I only lose weight when I don't buy ice cream. Can someone else start buying my ice cream for me please?