@Jam453Lane: I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house.
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@jabba_jabba_jaw: Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.
@AnotherFunnyGuy: If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
@UncleDuke1969: "Can I get you to-" YES! "Great! Here it-" I'LL DO IT! "Don't you want to-" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script