@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
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@irememberfallin: My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations.
@PaperWash: Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet