@Grind_n_Roll: I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well.
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@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
@primawesome: My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite.
@LostFelicia: I took my dad to the gym with me today. The man clocks a mile on the treadmill before I could hit the Start button. I'm not taking him with me again.