@ADDiane: I don't like revenge. Just one venge is enough.
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@AndyAsAdjective: BOSS: why were you late? ME: [thinking back to filling each waffle trap with the exact same amount of syrup] traffic
@juliussharpe: My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, "I think we better turn around."