@ADDiane: I don't like revenge. Just one venge is enough.
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@behindyourback: *a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?
@DionneMcNutt: A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. "Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."
@AbbyHasIssues: Got a new bottle of shampoo and now I'm using what's left in the old one with the reckless abandon of someone who just won the lottery.
@01CandyQueen: Bae: come over Me: do you have food? Bae: my parents aren't home Me: Are they gonna come back with food?