@ADDiane: I don't like revenge. Just one venge is enough.
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@KoKeniSasquatch: My luck can best be described as: Loses $50 but finds a lighter. Shit. It's empty.
@NicestHippo: You had a flat tire on the highway? What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over
@TheToddWilliams: ELEPHANT COP: I recognize you LION: I just have one of those familiar faces ELEPHANT COP: You don't know who the hell you're dealing with