@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.
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@ddsmidt: Hubs: I think we should buy a new camper. Me: What’s the matter with you? You’re just gonna say that right in front of my phone? *Facebook timeline turns into solid camper ads*