@KyleMcDowell86: I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna
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@AndyAsAdjective: My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.
@DaHess1: Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.