@SuperApple80: I don’t mean to brag but I don’t have to stare at my phone to walk into things.
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@Black__Elvis: My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.
@imshitimsorry: lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies
@StephenBCramer: Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat.
@Cheeseboy22: Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, "Please wear."