@SuperApple80: I don’t mean to brag but I don’t have to stare at my phone to walk into things.
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@hamersauce: i show up for work with my head stuck in a turtle neck sweater with eye holes cut in it
@fillthevacuum: Don't get it. Heard the phrase "keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me.
@bobvulfov: (staying in on a friday night) this is depressing and lonely (at a bar on a friday night) oh wow i hate this more