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@StinkyGr33n: I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue.

*Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m extremely talented with my lips and tongue.

*Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*

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