@jjlob7: I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/
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@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I used to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Now I sleep like a bear and eat like a horse...
@GodlessUtopia: "I'm not usually religious, but..." - Dan Mintz #LGBT #gayrights #equality #atheist #ReligiousFreedom . .
@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.