@DirtMcTurd: I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
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@meganamram: Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
@Pro_Jones_: Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all.
@k_lli: If you capitalize 'him' in your tweets I'm gonna automatically assume you're subtweeting god.