@meganamram: I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me
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@JennUflect: Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid.
@RocketRankoon: I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie.
@DillDoes: *throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright
@BrettDruck: Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe.