@Elizasoul80: I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother.
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@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
@knot_eye: I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever.
@thepunningman: AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we'll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]