@Elizasoul80: I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother.
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@shutupmikeginn: If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?
@juliussharpe: If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, "Guys we totally suck at losing money."
@AimeeHelene1: I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed "dust me" on my coffee table recently.
@dumbbeezie: If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars