@Elizasoul80: I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother.
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@daemonic3: Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys? *starts jigsaw puzzle from middle instead of edges*
@Aspersioncast: When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.
@Quartzjixler: Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
@GFGander: Sucks when good bands have dumb names. "What are you listening to?" "It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great." "..."