@JermHimselfish: "I don't see race." -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event
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@spikeWilton67: Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world.
@mishakey: I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you.
@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.