@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
@ObscureGent: The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment "gorgeous" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies.
@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@thepunningman: [murder scene] detective: "she drown?" cop: "after a blow to the head" d: "what's he doing?" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]