@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@TEXASVETERAN: Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka.
@jazmasta: My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching "How I Met Your Mother" with her.
@E_lok44: I shaved my legs today and drew the hair back on. I don't get it, eyebrow ladies, I don't get it.