@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@discountzen: I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter, he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up.
@OfficialMizGin: Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don’t ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don’t sneak.
@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.