@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@dlockw21: *Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is.
@therealeatwood: [I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means… [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]
@Carbosly: I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while.