@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@Sal0630: GF looking at lines in carpet: Aww, you vacuumed for me? Me: *flashback to me rollerblading in the living room* Sure did, babe.