@debon7: I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in
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@justabloodygame: *detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! "Uh, Aaron?" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*
@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.