@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't talk about my ex's because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they're dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me.
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@ThePawfessor: eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying.
@HatesNiceThings: If my pizza delivery guy isn't blasting Lionel Richie's "Hello" from his car when he rings my doorbell, I make him go back and start over.
@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not
@64spoons: Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing "Fortunate Son" on my boombox while watching a man die.