@houffy: I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name "Lamb of God" is misleading.
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@bridger_w: FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, "How's everything tasting"
@ShortSleeveSuit: Left Right Left Left-er Quick right Squeee! Left Up Down Left Right Squeee! Right Up - squirrels
@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
@CaucasianJames: Doctor: you need to improve your diet what do you have for breakfast Me: eggs Doctor: Me: ok reese’s eggs