@FSUSteve: I don't think The Proclaimers realized how far 500 miles really is.
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@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"
@jonnysun: ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down
@MauriceBlitz: I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.