@FSUSteve: I don't think The Proclaimers realized how far 500 miles really is.
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@Mister_Veritas: ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?
@Donna_McCoy: Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time.
@HatfieldAnne: Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing.
@ch000ch: date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob