@Pork_Chop_Hair: I don’t think the water lizards run on the water always. I think it’s a “oh hey I forgot something” or “shit it’s the cops, run” thing.
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@six_2_and_even: Honey can you pick up some bananas, melons, peaches, eggplants and clams at the Innuendo Market?
@stevevsninjas: Me: Well honey, this place is ripe for arson Realtor: Right for your son? Oh yes Me: This house will be coals Realtor: Cole is a lovely name
@Aspersioncast: When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.