@juliussharpe: I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Most of us were taught to never get in cars with strangers, so taxi cabs make absolutely no sense.
@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
@sublyfe2015: My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business.