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@juliussharpe: I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?
@oxygenplug: If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question
@rob5373: [Bags packed, leaving the ex]
Ex:"I hope you have a slow and painful death!"
Me:"So now you want me to stay?"
@Swishergirl24: -911 what's your emergency?
-People are pronouncing it EX-presso.
@vonTraphaus: Dance like you're not the father
@kiel_phillips: ME: I would like a complaint form
ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left
ME: I would like two complaint forms