@Lisabug74: I don't understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
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@trevso_electric: You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on.
@msdanifernandez: *on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh
@SortaBad: "I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]
@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys