@Lisabug74: I don't understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
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@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@Maxine12333: Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That’d be terrible for you. 4: Mom’s not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*
@HomeProbably: I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door.