@Black__Elvis: I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks.
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@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters