@autocorrects: I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.
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@nuttywhippet: There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along.
@KellyMeldrum: I'm not usually vengeful, but when I am it's because someone gave my kid a whistle.
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.
@VapingSonic: [meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again