@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
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@vineyille: "Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control." My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. "I'm saving this for later."
@MrSandeepP: Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free.
@dyldonot: *ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?
@yaboydil: Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles