@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
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@7notyours: Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0
@audipenny: Hey I got your text but then I died, I'll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though
@Lisa_Laughs_: I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.
@pixelatedboat: *Bashar al-Assad pulls the fake handshake/hair slick move on Trump* Dems: Yesssssss! Assad is bae now!