@Elizasoul80: I don't want to be with someone who will finish my sentences. I want to be with someone who will finish the dishes.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: (Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
@seandunn76: I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion and also I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion.
@junejuly12: Desks that can easily support a few hundred lbs must have some naughty stories to tell the other desks at break time.
@bobbiejo448: Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it.