@MarieColette: I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered.
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@mynameisntdave: GUY: I dare you ME: no G: I double dog dare you ME: no G: I TRIPLE dog dare you! ME: [realizing if I keep this up ill get a lot of dogs] no
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.