@SCbchbum: I doubt anyone’s actually “dying” from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream.
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@Try2StopME: Most people in horror movies would still be alive, if only those idiots had listened to the audience.
@JillBidenVeep: Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat Barack: That's nice, Joe Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches
@sammyrhodes: "You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica." - people without kids
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate when people say "Look at me when I'm talking to you." I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time.